what will/do you do when...

ME: ...when you're sad??.

YOU: [answer (e.g. matulog na lang para magdamgog kamatis)]
YOU: ...when you're mad?



answer, ask, asnwer, ask---it should connect to the phrase

WHAT WILL/DO YOU DO WHEN....

ahw..clear ra ba? haha
so let me start

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.....your teacher catches you cheating in the middle of a final exam?

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Me: Ill say, wala mam oi! XDD

Me: What wud u do if someone u dont know slaps u? XDD

Me: deadma. basta kay dili sakit... What goes around, comes back around.


Me: What will you do if you saw a 1000 peso bill?

siyempre get it...alangan ba naman mangita kos a tag iya..unless kung gibutangan niyag pangalan ang bill...=D it's a blessing already heehe

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what will you do when you learned that the one you admire has halitosis or bad breath?

stay away from her.



what would be your reaction if your long time enemy make a move not to let you graduate in college?

ai wala ra cool rang.... gabaan rana



how would you be if after readin this post youll die.

D*rn..Im supposed to post my answer here when your post showed up! At any rate, I wud still want to answer the question before the post above me.

what would be your reaction if your long time enemy make a move not to let you graduate in college?

well, sorry for that guy...before he could even think about not letting me graduate, i already made sure that my private assassins already know his name, and his relatives names(up to 5th degree)...buahaha...

how would you be if after readin this post youll die.

Duhh, rich, superior dont die by just reading a post or something. We die coz we choke from our money. HAHA

What will you do if Earth will be ruled by one and only sole leader. Hmm?

That would be very awesome! Hopefully, it won't be you, God forbid.



What would it be like if one day you're going to be the private nurse/ clinical laboratory scientist/ engineer/ programmer/ PR of Obama?

Well, brace yourself coz i'll be the supreme ruler of all the worlds...BUAHAHA...



I'll do my job well, coz he'll be paying me one hundred gran an hour, and that's in dollars.


But that's impossible, he will know me as a conqueror and not a nurse. Conquer USA! Conquer everything!

What will you do if you'll get caught by your mother doing some funny things in your room?

we'll laugh together because I'm doin' funny things... Wouldn't that be awesome ...


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What will you do if your keys, all of the important keys, was swallowed by a humongous snake that is known to be wild and has a 1-second killing venom?

mudagan ko....imo na na halasa ka!!!!!

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nakaligo nako haha...anyway...what will you do if everyone you know dies?

i-ampo ta ra mo... don't worry. i'll make friends with animals... waaaah...

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what will you do if your dad will suddenly tap your back and tell you that you are going to stop schooling... after 4 years paka pabalikon...

I'd kneel before him and offer everything back(from my phone to my motorbike)..."Please, don't let me stop...!" HUUHUHU


What will you do if santa got kidnapped by the Abu Sayaf and you're the only one who could save him? And you know that you dont stand a chance against them. And you know that if you'll try to save santa, you'll get captured and raped by the Abu Sayaf. And you know that if you try, you'll get chopped into bits of meat, bloody, odorous. And you know that every slash of their blade on your body hurts like hell. What will you do? -____-

*sigh! good morning! What a very bad dream ...


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what will you do if you are offered a chocolate by a stranger ?
hehe

ako dawaton..pero siya ako una pakan on ---basin hilo

Octo: Christmas will still be the same without Santa, so bye bye Santa---why risk my life to save him? hehehe

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what will you do if you know you'll die 1 hour later?

I'd kill Obama. HAHA...I'll be in history!


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What will you do after knowing that you'll still live for another 30 years. And you already killed Obama?

i'll be a fugitibe then for 30 years.

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what will you do if you wet your pants in the middle of a lecture?

i'll excuse myself from the class.


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what will you do if a comet will strike the earth before 2009?

well if the comet is just small il watch it fall...
if the comet is big as the earth...then i have to say goodbye to our planet!hahah!


what will you do if a fire cracker will explode on your face?

i will scream in agony

what will you do if you fell in love with another person who doesnt value you

i'll cry... i'll be sad.... then i'll find another person... heheheh and make sure that person will value a person like me....


what will you do after a person lie?

as long people lie to me.. then let there a lie... i will lie to that person as well... heheh balusanay ra gud...

what will you do if you discover that your GF/BF kill you in the future?

i will say "DO IT BABY ONE MORE TIME"

sori gd..naningkamot na bya ko!ü

what will you do if you swallowed a bubble gum?